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I am a student, a geek, a stoner. Canadian. Movies, music, books, weed, tv, games, nature n' shit. Creepy stuff I like... Other stuff too. I was born on an island, I love the ocean.

shydeiac:

how the pussy should be eaten:

  • like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
  • like the key to happiness is buried in there.
  • like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
  • like they heard the fountain of youth was in there. 
  • like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.  
  • like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.

(via wltch)

Periods in a Nutshell
Period:
Your stomach hurts.

Period:
No it doesn't, eat everything.

Period:
Why did you eat all the things, your stomach hurts!

Period:
No it doesn't, there's a plate of brownies. Eat them.

Period:
Your uterus is pulsing. Change position twenty times to see if that helps.

Period:
You want to fuck him.

Period:
No you don't, kill him.

Period:
You're bored. Let's literally cry about that, shall we?

Period:
Never mind, just find people and kill them.

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